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Oops I Did it Again - a Plant Geek's Lament

A Plant Person’s Parody sung to the tune of Oops!…I Did It Again by Max Martin and Rami Yacoub and recorded by Britney Spears.

Karaoke tune to sing to.

Mmmm Mmmm
yeah yeah yeah

Mmmm Mmmm
Yeah yeah yeah

I think I did it again
Bought seeds and some plants when I felt the yen
Oh baby
When the snow fell outside
I went online, and got so starry-eyed.
And to max out my credit cards
On plants, so typically me
Oh baby, baby

[Chorus]
Oops! I did it again
I ordered those shrubs, perennials and trees.
Oh baby, baby
Oops! You know I have needs
For veggies and seeds.
I must be planting.

You see my problem is this
I’m dreaming away
wishing that planting season’s actually here
I think all my beds
Are ready to plant, in pink, blues and reds.
But to lose all my senses
On plants is so typically me
oh Baby, oh

[Chorus]
Oops! I did it again
I ordered those shrubs, perennials and trees.
Oh baby, baby
Oops! You know I have needs
For veggies and seeds.
I must be planting.

Mmmm Mmmm
yeah yeah yeah

Mmmm Mmmm
Yeah yeah yeah

Spoken:
“All aboard”
“Britney, before you go, there’s something I want you to have”
“Oh, it’s beautiful, but wait a minute, isn’t this?”
“Yeah, yes it is”
“But I thought the old lady killed it with herbicide in the end”
“Well baby, I washed off the roots for you.”
“Oh, you shouldn’t have”

Oops! I did it again
Ordered plants
Got lost, in the green
Oh baby, yeah
Oops the boxes and flats will all descend
And where will I plant them?

Oops! I did it again
I ordered those shrubs, perennials and trees.
Oh baby, baby
Oops! You know I have needs
For veggies and seeds
I must be planting.

Oops! I did it again
I ordered those shrubs, perennials and trees.
Oh baby, baby
Oops! You know I have needs,
For veggies and seeds
I must be planting.

More plants? Oops! I did it again...

More plants? Oops! I did it again…

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